My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
It’s sad to think that you may never see or talk to someone again who you once considered to be one of the most important people in your life at a certain point in time. This is one of those concepts that I will never be able to understand.
im kinda clingy yo like…why you take ten minutes to reply. I missed you. Get back here.